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I'm bored on a Saturday afternoon and don't feel like napping, so I used a slogan generator. Check out what I came upon:

I really liked this slogan (and it was the first one, too!):
Smart. Beautiful. Audrey .

But these were pretty cool, too:
Ribbed For Her Danny.
Just for the Taste of Jon.
Who Would You Have A Lauren With?
Got a Michelina? You're in Luck.
When You've Got Rachael, Flaunt It.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Varmz.
No-One Does Chicken Like Katiehayden.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Pavs.
The Right Penis at the Right Time.
Because Cooter is Complicated Enough.
You Can Really Taste The Suffocation!
Mama's got the Magic of Dyslexia.
This Is The Age Of The Projectile Vomit.
A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Orgasm.
A Finger of Discharge is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Get In My Otter.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get Oral Sex.
Feel The Raw Naked Masturbation Of The Road.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Shuffle Board.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Plunger.

Now you can go check it out, too
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=douche
Current Location:
Homedrizzle
Current Mood:
bored bored
Current Music:
Friday I'm In Love - The Cure
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On May 27th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC), so__adorkable commented:
we should hang out.
because you're cool and i'm cool.
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On May 27th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC), wickedawesome86 replied:
I'm in friggin' cahoots with that shit. I'm free on the weekends as of now. Pick a time and I'm there, m'dear.
Heart Audrey
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On May 27th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC), _electric_sheep commented:
audrey. jacquie misses you so. im me sometime. omigawditsjax.
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On May 28th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC), wickedawesome86 replied:
Misses you too, and I'm on that whole iming shit!
Heart Audrey
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On May 28th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC), _extra_ordinary commented:
hahaha! at mine
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On May 28th, 2006 04:39 am (UTC), wickedawesome86 replied:
It could mean that you cook it OR that you have sex with it! Priceless. Keep it real, katiehayden!
Heart Audrey
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