?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Let's · not · pussyfoot · around · the · issues


Why are you reading this? Go be productive!

Recent Entries · Archive · Friends · Profile

* * *
So check out my conversation:
Wickedawesome86: why can't i type
Wickedawesome86: i'm not this sucky uaually
Dotyourqs: bc ur drunk
Wickedawesome86: myabe a litle intocitaed
Wickedawesome86: but not durnk
Dotyourqs: suuuuure lol
Wickedawesome86: ok irealie the irony in that
Dotyourqs: lol

Yes, i'm drunk! And typing is hard. But I had a great night! I was punky brewster, for chrissake! Tonight was my first big enjoyable party in college. And it was WORTH waiting for! I love you guys!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUUUUUUUU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Halloween, bitches!

Current Mood:
drunk drunk
Current Music:
Pitbull
* * *

I am 37% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

Fuck yes!
The day after my birthday is a national holiday leading into a long weekend. Who's gracing me with their presence in my hungover stupor? I can't wait!
Current Mood:
crazy crazy
Current Music:
California - Copeland
* * *
Put a heart next to what applies to you.

01. My hair is still its natural color.
02. I paint my toe nails. ♥
03. I get annoyed when i don't get to finish telling a story. ♥
04. I like to wear pink. ♥
05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really, really amazingly well. ♥ I'm not talented
06. I drink a lot of water. ♥
07. I've never taken a hit of a cigarette. I DID TONIGHT AND IT WAS MAGICAL
08. I love fat people!
09. I'm such a health freak.
10. I love taking pictures. ♥
11. I have really tiny wrists.
12. I can identify some close friends by smell.
13. I'm far too nice? ♥ Kayleigh said I was "wikkid nice"
14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're". ♥ that just pisses me off!
15. I think dorkiness is attractive.
16. I've never had a fake screen name.
17. I wish I had a pug.
18. I miss middle school.
19. I have pretty good eating habits.♥ If you consider Teddy Grahams and a Pudding Pack a well balanced meal
20. I have a hard time making up my mind sometimes. ♥
21. I wish my hair naturally curled. I HATE MY HAIR!
22. I can't live without chapstick.
23. I wish I could sing.
24. I like classical music.
25. Striped pants are hot.
26. I think Schylar is a really cool name.
27. I usually don't get sarcasm. I AM TOO SARCASTIC TO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM! I'd confuse myself!
28. I wish I could look in a mirror and constantly be satisfied with myself. ♥ this will never happen
29. I shift between being sleepy and awake when I'm really tired.
30. I hardly ever vaccuum.
31. I hate racism and nazi's. ♥ I don't believe too many people disagree with this statement
32. I want him to hold me. ♥ Sad, but utterly true. I want him to want me again
33. I like watermelon flavored things. NOT SO MUCH
34. I'm a snob about grammar. ♥sometimes
35. I am a terrible liar. ON THE CONTRARY...if I don't love your or have to look you in the eyes
36. Old Spice deoderant smells WONDERFUL.
37. I wish I knew how to speak in Italian . ♥ si
38. This "100 things about myself" list is harder than it looks.
39. I am learning to be happy wherever I am. HASN'T Happened...but I'm working on it!
40. I have no idea what my school musical is about.
41. I appreciate honesty. ♥ I cherish it! Because to be honest, it's hard sometimes!
42. I need a manicure.♥
43. I love Dr.Pepper. HATE IT
44. I twirl my hair.
45. I love kissing. ♥ Not so much last night! It went too far! Bad college boys, BAD
46. I don't own a cellphone.
47. I want to learn to play harp.
48. I'm not old enough to vote. HAHA BITCHES!
49. I live in the past far too much.♥♥♥
50. I need to remember to be a teenager sometimes. ♥
51. I want to see most of the world. ♥
52. Sometimes I wonder what's going on over in London. ♥
53. I hate being lied to. ♥♥♥ more than i can express, probably making me a hypocrite
54. I believe in a thing called love. ♥ only later in life, certainly not at my age
55. I go shopping usually once a week. I WISH! Lo extrano el mol mucho
56. Today is Wednesday.
57. I've read more than 100 books. ♥Probably
58. I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. ♥♥♥
59. I like feet.
60. I like getting compliments. ♥ Sometimes they just make me uncomfortable...like "You have a nice ass, let me push it up against your lofted bed"
61. I want the world to see me. ♥ well remember me, not necessarily see me
62. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent. ♥
63. I hate seeing kids/people that think they're different because they like Slipknot, etc. and shop at Hot Topic. ♥ TRES LAME Why be a label or be something you're not? I listen to emo music but I shop at the gap and NY&Co. I'm not antisocial, I love poeple and being happy. I don't dress or act that part, but who cares, really? I'm me, and you're you, and I'll appreciate you for it. Fin.
64. I have a fear of wearing too much perfume. THE art of subtletly isn't too hard to master
65. I wear pants more than I wear shorts. ♥ I HEART SKIRTS,THOUGH
66. I am tactful most of the time. HAHAH probably not!
67. I'm afraid of spiders. Eh, not extremely
68. I get too attached to some people. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needless to say
69. I'm usually on time. ♥ ehh i'm working on it
70. I forgive but I don't forget. Can't be like that if you want to be happy. My mom's like that, but I can't be! I don't want to be!
71. I think way too damn much for my own good. ♥♥♥
72. My current relationship is teaching me a lot.♥ "Teaching" isn't the word I'd use, but it'll suffice
73. I like salads from McDonalds.
74. I read for at least an hour every night before bed. I WISH that I did
75. I talk to a lot of people I don't like because I hate being rude. ♥
76. I sing in the shower. ♥ Not so much now that I share a bathroom that conjoins my room with my suitemates' room
77. Laughing turns me on.♥ but not as much as other things
78. I wish I were asleep.♥♥♥ it's two thirty in the morning, fuck yeah i wish i were asleep!
79. I love reeses peanutbutter cups. ♥♥♥
80. I never have enough energy to do what I'm doing. NO WAY
81. I have a friend who has an outtie bellybutton. I don't think I do!
82. I have driven a car. ♥ Heart heart driving with my d-town homies!
83. There is no nailpolish on my nails.
84. I am unafraid to change, but I don't think I realize the boundary between change and utter transformation.♥YESSSSSSSSS
85. I wear brown, thin-rimmed glasses. MINE are a cute purple
86. Goodbyes make me sad. ♥ i cried buckets before i left home...and a lot today too. I miss you guys!
87. 5.6.7.8 comes after 1.2.3.4. ♥ not in this statement, though
88. I love cuddling. ♥ Eh, it's ok. Not as good as other things
89. I run when I'm bored. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
90. I wish I were more attractive to others. ♥ YES
91. I worry too much sometimes about what people think. ♥♥♥ AGAIN, YES
93. Compliments make me happy. ♥ Haven't I seen this before?
94. I like long car rides with certain people. ♥ YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
95. I drink a lot of orange juice in the morning. DON'T want to get scurvy!
96. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying. TOO far away to worry about right now. College boys are scum anyway
97. I listen to the things no one else really cares about. ♥
98. I can draw from imaginiation. ♥ maybe?
99. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes [the hell out of] mEeeh. ♥♥♥♥♥ FUCK YES IT DOES
100. This took too long. NO, just long enough
* * *
Tacky is the way to go, man.
So get this: Rachael, Nate and I are at West Beach tonight enjoying L'Italy Pizza when a crazy car with a giant Red Bull can drives past us. Rachael yells "Red Bull, Red Bull!" and the car actually TURNS AROUND AND DRIVES BACK! A guy gets out of the car and asks us if we want Red Bulls, to which we reply "fuck yeah, dude, you want some pizza?" The man then eagerly dished out three, count em, three Sugar Free Red Bulls, 'cause that's how we ride. I'll post the picture of the Red Bull Dude in front of his Red Bull Car later on, I'm too fucking tired now.
Two djarums are better than one, I always say.
Yeah umm...my car now has NO traces of Senior-ness on it, no 2005 no "go seniors" NADA baby. Thanks to Rachael, of course, who decided to squeegee my car which she had never done before, ever. Tomorrow I plan on vaccuuming my car out and maybe washing it, cause it kind of looks like shit.
Where is my release? Gah, I know not. Sucks.
THERE WAS A MOUSE IN MY BEDROOM LAST NIGHT!!
I FUCKING HATE VERMIN! KILL MICE, KILL MICE!!!!!!!!! Dad got it with a trap 'cause I hate the fuzzy sons of bitches.
In the past couple of weeks I have began to swear in large amounts for no reason at all. I've become a fuckin' potty mouth! I mean, what the faaaaaahhhhhhck?
The Hitler Youth reside in Rhode Island and are going to URI next year. I was more than suprised to find this out when I attended orientation. Oh jeepers. The new pope would be juuuuust fine as a student at URI, man oh man oh man.
Talking to people that I haven't talked to in over a year is weird. Nope, that's a lie, not people, just one person. It's really weird. Our last conversation was bad. He was an asshole. He was finding out who he was while I was finding out that he was a dick. Strange how that happens, I suppose. But now he's found himself once again and wants to respark our friendship. I don't know how I feel about that. Ok, so you talk to someone twice and then you decide it's ok to sent inappropriate shots via msn messenger? NOT OK DUDE! Friendship DOES NOT equal 'let me send you my naked bod' shots. Too much of a visual there, thanks. NOT INTERESTED, thanks. I'm all set.
Got the new Schick Quattro and I'm lovin' it like Christina Gardino. Goooooo underaged pornography! Man, it's so wicked great and works so well; the razor, I mean.
Hate Murphy's cause it blows donkeys. I'm not even kidding, I've seen pictures.
* * *

June 11, 2005

The best day ever.

Go here to find out why

Current Mood:
amused amused
Current Music:
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
* * *
* * *
And just for a night, for a single night, everything is perfect.
URI class of 2009!
It really is a miracle.
Current Mood:
ecstatic ecstatic
Current Music:
Daft Punk Is Playing In My House - LCD Soundsystem
* * *

Happy Birthday Tomorrow, Kristin! 19, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My little Mahksy is growing up!!!!!!! (tear!)

I'm so utterly proud of my wonderful Maaaaaahks, who was born April 14, 1986. Keep getting older, dude!

Box or bag? Lobzdas, eight days a week, and every other cheesy inside joke we have!

LOOOOOOVE,

Audrey

Current Mood:
mischievous mischievous
Current Music:
Portions For Foxes - Rilo Kiley
* * *
Sorry Loves, but for the most part, I've been making this FRIENDS ONLY, and will continue to do so.
* * *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music:
Such Great Heights - T
* * *
This is ABSOLUTELY how I feel at the moment...so stupid, so very stupid and used...I hate this more than words can say

Sarah McLachlan
Stupid

Night lift up the shades
let in the brilliant light of morning
but steady there now
for I am weak and starving for mercy
sleep has left me alone
to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong
it's all I can do to hang on
to keep me from falling
into old familiar shoes

[Chorus:]

how stupid could I be
a simpleton could see
that you're no good for me
but you're the only one I see

love has made me a fool
it set me on fire and watched as I floundered
unable to speak
except to cry out and wait for your answer
but you come around in your time
speaking of fabulous places
create an oasis
dries up as soon as you're gone
you leave me here burning
in this desert without you

[Chorus]

everything changes
everything falls apart
can't stop to feel myself losing control
but deep in my senses I know
Current Mood:
sad sad
Current Music:
see above
* * *
* * *

Previous · Next